Last chance to get in on the ground floor of THE IMPORTANT NEW SUPERHERO UNIVERSE—or regret it for the rest of your worthless life! SEE: Tragic death! All-out fighting! Flashing lights! Fast food! The climactic showdown between The Chandelier and Emperor King! All this and our fake-friendly letters page! CAUTION: Heads will explode! KA-WHAAAM! BOOOOM!
